The Pigeon Drugs n Mafia in Florence
The Pigeon, Drugs, and Mafia in Florence Welcome to Wednesday This story, which I’ve lovingly titled The Pigeon Drugs n
Read moreAuthor, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
This is where the raw stuff lives with no filters and no affirmations. Just the kind of writing that kicks you in the gut or makes your dick twitch. Sometimes both and sometimes neither. Quite often, it just bleeds.
These stories are what happened. They’re about love, sex, betrayal, addiction, narcissists, survival, grief, and those moments you still can’t explain years later. Some are hilarious. Some are brutal. None are dressed up for Instagram and they never will be.
If you’re here because life chewed you up and spat you out, or because someone broke you and called it love, or because you just like reading someone else’s beautiful mess… welcome. I’ve got a few hot messes I’d like to introduce you to in my Memoir & Real Life section.
Get lost in the madness:
Want more? Read the book that got banned in several countries. Or just start with Chapter One of Good Luck Getting Rid of Me and work your way through the wreckage.
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