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I’ve always needed sex. Not in the frantic, can’t-function-unless-I’m-getting-railed way, but more like it’s oxygen. I can hold my breath
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Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
Life Blog is… well, it’s where I go when life’s a mess. And this is where I write about it. The highs, the lows, the shit in between that no one warns you about when you’re a kid and think adulthood means having a wine fridge and emotional stability.
This category is full of reflections, rants, confessions, and realisations. Moments I’ve lived through, barely survived, or just felt like dissecting with a keyboard and a slightly cynical heart.
If you’ve ever looked around and thought, What the hell is this all supposed to mean?, you’re not alone. I’m just the guy writing it down.
I’ve always needed sex. Not in the frantic, can’t-function-unless-I’m-getting-railed way, but more like it’s oxygen. I can hold my breath
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Read moreThis Pride Month, the glitter’s fading, the rights are slipping, and it’s time we remembered what the hell we’re actually
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Read moreWhat if the Answer isn’t as Holy as We’d Like? What is a glory hole? If you somehow missed our
Read moreGaslighting and Emotional Manipulation in Relationships I used to think gaslighting was when someone made you feel a bit silly
Read moreWhy Do We Crave Quick Sex? There’s something about the hunt. The swipe, the ding, the rush of a stranger’s
Read moreWhat It Means to Ghost Yourself There’s no manual for what comes after you’ve been ghosted so hard, even your
Read moreThe Age of Digital Masquerade: Why Your Stalker Might Already Be Logged In You don’t need to be famous to
Read moreWhen a Narcissist Can’t Control You Anymore: 10 Things to Expect And How Things Can Get Much, Much, Worse. You
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Read moreSurviving Emotional Abuse: A Poem About the Silence That Killed Me This is for the ones who never got hit
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