The Alien Agenda is to Shove Hot Pokers up your Bum
The Alien Agenda Somewhere on Uranus, a group of egg-headed, mustard-coloured, yellow aliens with eyes remarkably similar to a Pokemon’s
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FoxEmerson
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
FoxEmerson
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
General Writing
General Writing
General Writing is where I throw everything that doesn’t fit neatly into a box. Rants, ideas, essays, creative experiments, and whatever else leaks out of my brain when I open the WordPress editor and forget what I was supposed to be doing.
Some of these posts are about writing itself, others are about life, fame, creativity, or the things that piss me off before coffee. It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and sometimes accidentally profound.
There’s no consistent theme, so good luck. If you’re here for raw thoughts and random brilliance, welcome home.
If you like this kind of mess, you might also like my WTF Did I Just Write? Category too.
They Can’t Come Back
They Can’t Come Back Nothing can ever replace them. It’s not a gap; a void – a shadow that tries
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Night Terrors
Night Terrors Another victim scrambles for the light switch At some point during my teen years, I discovered that I
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Aliens and the Afterlife
Aliens and the Afterlife Where did we come from? There are several species of aliens out there and some have
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How to Become Famous in 24 Hours and Lose Weight in the Process
How to Become Famous in 24 Hours and Lose Weight in the Process And other nonsensical suggestions for you The
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Going Full Circle
Going Full Circle A popular theory amongst certain scientists is that time is not linear, it is cyclical. Try and
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Chasing Butterflies
Chasing Butterflies Like a curious child full of hope and desire, I’m chasing butterflies. I’ve thought about it so much
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We Seem to be Angry all the Time
We Seem to be Angry all the Time Road rage The information superhighway gets me what I want and fast.
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Why WE Should Be Ashamed of Ourselves
Why WE Should Be Ashamed of Ourselves Because we created a world filled with terror. We created ISIS. When the
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Is Cannabis Oil a Cancer Cure or Hype?
Is Cannabis Oil a Cancer Cure or Hype? When a loved one’s life hangs in the balance, we want any
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Think Like a Millennial or Risk Being in the Dark
Think Like a Millennial Because things are done faster, smarter…or not done at all. What is a Millennial generation anyway?
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Being Original When Being Genuine is Better
Being Original Can’t be original? Be genuine instead. Being original is almost…dare I say it, impossible. It’s all been done
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Must Read and Best Books for 2017
Best Books Where are those hidden gems? My best books. Nothing beats curling up with a hot drink (or a
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Pop Singers
Pop Singers Glitz, Glamor and Candy for your Ears Teenagers are sexually growing beings who obsess over something that gives
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Remaining Positive in Difficult Times
Remaining Positive in Difficult Times And avoiding the shitstorm that life often throws at us Lesson number 1, don’t talk
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The Magician
The Magician Trump’s Sleight of Hand The world is in awe of the greatest magician history has ever seen. Donald
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Should Parenting Require a License?
Should Parenting Require a License? Child abuse, drug abuse – who decides whether parenting require a license? It’s none of
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Accidentally Entering Cougar Town – Turn Back Now!
Meanwhile in Cougar Town Accidentally Cougar Town Liesel had a hangover, but still she made it to work, even if
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