Are All Reviews Fake?
Reviews are big business and fake ones are easily bought. Watch out, that fry pan may not be genuinely ‘amazing’.
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FoxEmerson
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
FoxEmerson
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
Author: Fox Emerson
An Hour of your Time pt 2
Continued from part one… I closed and locked the door and carefully navigated down the 3 worn – fading, pink
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Ricki oh Ricky
Ricky oh Ricky Ricky. Not short for anything, and simply named so because his dad liked it and had apparently
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To Judge or not to Judge
That is the Answer Imagine that life is a sliding scale of feminine to masculine and that there is no
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The Cigar Shaped Object
A musing on the origins of Oumuamua As the sun grew brighter, and the days longer, I noted the temperament
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When Harry Married Henry
Henry couldn’t remember not hating his name. He’d always felt that it belonged in black and white movies. By the
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Send Me an Angel
Send Me an Angel The sound beyond the door was unmistakably that of footsteps as I prayed for God to
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Is Aging a Disease?
Is Aging a Disease? Homosexuality was considered a disease as recently as in 1974, yet as of 2018, homosexuals (doesn’t
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Suing God, I Am Suing You
Dear God, I Am Suing You I am taking Legal and Moral action against you. I hereby lodge criminal proceedings
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Turn That Frown Upside Down
Turn That Frown Upside Down The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the whole truth about happiness. All you
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Stay Afloat, Don’t Drown, Be Positive and Be Happy
Stay Afloat, Don’t Drown, Be Positive and Be Happy Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep
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Death’s Been Knocking on the Door
Death’s Been Knocking on the Door The family chatted loudly and with great passion and animation as the car idled
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Humans are Alien Babies from Long, Long Ago
In Circle in the Sand – I’ve hypothesised that humans lived on Mars, before moving to Earth. I also hint
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What happens to us when we Die?
What happens to us when we Die? I refuse to believe that there’s an empty void waiting for us at
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The Changing Landscape
The Changing Landscape Times, they are a-changing. Women are wearing pant-suits and cutting their hair short, while men grow ponytails
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The Meaning of Time and Other Cyclical Nonsense
The Meaning of Time and Other Cyclical Nonsense A Pointless Short Story. Or is it? “Let’s do this,” he asked
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An Amazon Drone is Gonna Start Dropping From the Sky!
An Amazon Drone is Gonna Start Dropping From the Sky! Or some fucking redneck’s gonna shoot ’em If I told
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The Alien Agenda is to Shove Hot Pokers up your Bum
The Alien Agenda Somewhere on Uranus, a group of egg-headed, mustard-coloured, yellow aliens with eyes remarkably similar to a Pokemon’s
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They Can’t Come Back Nothing can ever replace them. It’s not a gap; a void – a shadow that tries
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