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How to Become Famous in 24 Hours and Lose Weight in the Process

How to Become Famous in 24 Hours and Lose Weight in the Process And other nonsensical suggestions for you The best advice anyone will give you about how to become famous is by considering what you’re going to become famous for first. Then, systematically and methodically apply your talents – or lack of, towards achieving[…]

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Hollywood Romance Books

Hollywood Romance Books I did it. I wrote and published my first Hollywood Romance Novel. Phew. Imagine if you were thrown into the spotlight at just 16. How would you cope? What would change in your world? How do you think your relationships with family and friends would adjust to such a different existence? Most[…]

Sex Rape and Drugs Fox Emerson Blog

Writing about Sex Rape and Drugs

Writing about Sex Rape and Drugs Imagine that YOU are my next book I’m a perverted, disgusting, filthy-minded man who writes about topics which nearly always feature sex rape and drugs. But not just normal, missionary-style sex, oh no…I’m getting into rough sex, sex with lies that trick you into having drugs against your will.[…]

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Being Original When Being Genuine is Better

Being Original Can’t be original? Be genuine instead. Being original is almost…dare I say it, impossible. It’s all been done before.  The art of originality has been lost, convoluted, diluted, shaken and stirred – then thrown out or simply forgotten. The more we try to be original, the more we discover it’s not only been[…]

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Must Read and Best Books for 2017

Best Books Where are those hidden gems? My best books. Nothing beats curling up with a hot drink (or a strong vino) in your favorite reading spot, reading the best books. A book will take you from that armchair anywhere you want to go. Fantasy It’s not just J.K. Rowling who magically whisked us away[…]

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Pop Singers

Pop Singers Glitz, Glamor and Candy for your Ears Teenagers are sexually growing beings who obsess over something that gives them escapism. Some people love to read, others get lost in a movie or a TV series, while others, while away the time obsessing over their favorite artists – including Pop Singers. Fans of science[…]

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Is Bromance Gay?

Is Bromance Gay? No smart person could question… is bromance gay? Especially if they understood what Bromance is. A bromance is a close relationship between two guys that isn’t sexual in nature and usually very intense. In today’s far-too-complicated world of stereotypes and seemingly-necessary labels it seems that we must categorise everyone. If two guys are remarkably[…]

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Should Parenting Require a License?

Should Parenting Require a License? Child abuse, drug abuse – who decides whether parenting require a license? It’s none of your business whether or not your neighbor’s are bad parents. Or is it? What if you were later to discover that those people sexually abused their children? Should parenting require a license? Would it be[…]

Cougar Town Fox Emerson Blog

Accidentally Entering Cougar Town – Turn Back Now!

Meanwhile in Cougar Town Accidentally Cougar Town Liesel had a hangover, but still she made it to work, even if the bags under her eyes were big enough for a grocery shop and the bottom of her mouth tasted only marginally like the bottom of a birdcage. Either way, she had no idea that this[…]

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Top Steps to a Better Website

Top Steps to a Better Website Trying to work out why you aren’t appearing in Google results? Here’s some quick and easy tips on how to enhance performance, which will ultimately help you get closer to page 1 of Google results. Whether you’re an author, blogger, retailer, services or any other type of website, these Top[…]

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Is the Apocalypse Coming?

Is the Apocalypse Coming? Part 1 I wrote a book about the apocalypse and now I’m worried Perhaps you’ve read Mr 303 and came here looking for Part Two. Or maybe you’re looking for a glimpse of more apocalyptic shit or SHTF related stuff (Shit Hit The Fan). After writing a book about an impending doomsday, I began[…]

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Permesso di Soggiorno Part Three Residenza Elettiva

Permesso di Soggiorno Part Three – Residenza Elettiva The insane chronicles – Residenza Elettiva Whoever told you that moving to Italy would be filled with lots wine and good food, sunsets overlooking historically magnificent statues, might have over-simplified things. Its a bit like saying that its a little bit smokey during a house fire. It’s[…]

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Toby – A Male Escort’s Journey

Toby – A Male Escort’s Journey Toby – a sample chapter is below. This is the beginning of the story, where it all begins. Dallas, Texas – Present Day Pelting rain against the back of his neck caused him to flinch, while the sound of thunder—as if to provide a soundtrack—boomed loudly in his ears.[…]

Sian – A Sample Chapter Mr 303 Part Two

Sian A Sample Chapter From Mr 303 Part Two The following is a sample chapter called Falling Stars, about Sian – a character from Mr 303 Part One and Two. Please note that this has not been edited or finalised. It is simply a rough draft and a teaser for those that have read the[…]

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Bleugh

Bleugh A coherent, insightful, intelligent, helpful, honest request to review from the heart I stepped in dog shit and said, “Bleugh.” Occasionally, I’ll eat something that is off or not tasty and will say, “Bleugh.” Maybe, very infrequently, I might have watched a movie, read a book, or listened to a new tune and said,[…]

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A Medici Brilliance in English

A Medici Brilliance in English A cultural 1 hour rundown of 300 years of Medici rulings Fuck me. I got lucky and managed to get myself invited along to a Medici brilliance in English, right here in Florence. There’s my cultural input on an enjoyable evening in Florence. Since I moved to Florence, I’ve met[…]

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A Successful Author Spotlight on Reddit

A Successful Author Spotlight on Reddit WOW! What a night that was and so much fun too. 2,000 upvotes and over 350 comments and I thought I was going to get ignored on my very first ever Author Spotlight on Reddit. When I first spoke to the mods over at /r/books on Reddit about doing[…]

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Apocalypse Is Coming

Apocalypse Is Coming It’s not just preppers, conspiracy theorists and wild-eyed ‘the aliens are coming’ enthusiasts who think the Apocalypse Is Coming. There’s signs of those who think the world as it is today, is about to change. Don’t believe me? Type in Google “Apocalypse Is Coming” and see how many results you get. Over[…]

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Living La Vida Italiano

Living La Vida Italiano This is a side post to my Permesso di Soggiorno which I’m currently acquiring in order to regain Italian citizenship. And boy, what a ride it is. From being sent to one office to another – and being told several conflicting stories after another – my journey isn’t one I’d recomment[…]

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Herbie and Kayla – Excerpt from Mr 303

Herbie and Kayla – Excerpt from Mr 303 The following is an excerpt from Mr 303, my new book which was released on March 31st, 2016. Available now on Amazon. Herbie drove along the freeway heading south while feeling a combination of excitement and apprehension. The drive from Perth to Mandurah should take just under[…]

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The Apocalypse Book Release

The Apocalypse Book Release It’s an exciting day for an author after many months of writing, re-writing, editing, re-editing, re-writing, re-editing, deleting, re-writing…ok you get the picture. Months of perfecting a story finally comes to an end. The book is ready for others to judge. Insert visual of said author biting fingernails. Does it suck?[…]

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Trolls on Forums

Trolls on Forums It is so easy to tell someone that they are a piece of shit human being when you are hiding your own ugly, puss-filled face behind a keyboard. You’re completely anonymous – so therefore, it is your God given right to slam anyone that you want, anytime, anywhere, any way you fucking[…]

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Sexual Identity

Sexual Identity Identification Labels and Other Corrections So, over the last few months, as I’ve been writing a book about a bisexual prostitute living in Barcelona, I did a ton of research on sexuality and sexual identity and became a little confused myself. I’ve also written a short tale about a young guy who experiments[…]

Getting Old and Looking Older Fox Emerson Ageing Tips

Getting Old and Looking Older

Getting Old and Looking Older Whether you’re 25 and starting to get concerned with some hairloss, or 45 and worrying about bags under your eyes…oh and let’s not forget about wrinkles, at some point, the majority of us will become concerned about Getting Old and Looking Older. As soon as I finished writing Toby, who[…]

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How to Write Your First Book

How to Write Your First Book And get it to sell When you were a kid, you learned to walk, you fell out of tree houses – scraped your knee, maybe even broke a limb or two. You got up, continued to perfect this thing we call trying-to-grow up. Along the way, you accumulated some[…]

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Amazon Thinks I’m an Idiot

Amazon Thinks I’m an Idiot And after reading this post, I don’t blame them You know when you go to download a book on Kindle? And that thing happens where Amazon goes, “Oh hey Fox, you’ve already downloaded that book,” and then you remember, that’s right, I downloaded that a year ago. Sometimes it takes[…]

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People Seem to be Getting Grumpier Part Four

People Seem to be Getting Grumpier Part Four Yet Another Zombie Story In case you missed it, People Seem to be Getting Grumpier Part One started…I don’t know, a few weeks ago. Back up and read that first here or this won’t make any sense to you. Several things happened at once; I realised that[…]

The New Apartment Part Two

The New Apartment Part Two

The New Apartment Part Two This is a continuation from The New Apartment Part One Daylight dispels the deepest shadows and as such, John found that his fear melted under the light of the sun. John spent the day shaking off his horrific first night in the apartment by shopping for things he might need.[…]

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Bored Housewives and Sexy Moms

Bored Housewives and Sexy Moms Annie lifted her eyes up toward the ceiling but registered nothing other than the tongue that was deep inside her. She felt him slightly pull it out, cool air rushed in before he suddenly pushed it in deeper and she enjoyed the sudden warmth as well as the sensations his[…]

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The New Apartment

The New Apartment The inside of the apartment was almost cold, considering the warm spring day outside. But John liked it, he resonated with it. This is where he would live for the next year while he decided whether Florence would be his permanent home. He unpacked his two bags; a large suitcase and his[…]

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People Seem to be Getting Grumpier Part Three

People Seem to be Getting Grumpier Part Three Yet Another Zombie Story If you missed Part One or Two, please read those first. Or this will make no sense. Almost like a coordinated attack, the 4 somethings cornered me and I suddenly realized I was completely trapped. With a car blocking one direction and a[…]

Who is Madonna? Fox Emerson Blog

Who is Madonna

Who is Madonna And why should you care? Being able to continually create a persona and encourage others to believe in that persona, that’s a marketing genius. Creating ballads, riffs, lyrics that all work together along with a visually stunning performance is challenging, to say the least. From the lesser-known streets of New York City[…]

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Amazon Will Stop Free Books

Amazon Will Stop Free Books The latest rumour to come from Amazon is that Amazon will stop free books from going anywhere. And with good reason. Free books don’t make money for anyone and Amazon want to make money. So should the author. Books take time to write, cost money to edit and publish and[…]

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Free Books Really

Free Books Really? WHY? Why would anyone spend months writing a book, researching a story, paying hundreds – editing costs around US$1,000 for a standard sized book, cover design – a couple hundred, reviewing it, proofing it, sending out free copies – at your expense – to key reviewers – in the hopes that they[…]

The Best Apocalyptic Book Fox Emerson

The Best Apocalyptic Book

The Best Apocalyptic Book I love reading all kinds of books, but I have to say that my favorite theme is apocalyptic. Whether it’s watching captivating programs like The Walking Dead or movies like the Dawn of the Dead or reading top books, as long as the world is going to shit, I’m entertained. Finding[…]

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People Seem to be Getting Grumpier Part Two

People Seem to be Getting Grumpier Part Two Yet Another Zombie Story Last week was the first episode of People Seem to be Getting Grumpier We hadn’t noticed that minutes earlier a light rain had begun to fall, making an already slightly dreary day even drearier. The explosion made us forget everything; even our conversation[…]

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People Seem to be Getting Grumpier

People Seem to be Getting Grumpier Yet Another Zombie Story “Is it just me or are people getting grumpier?” “What do you mean? Today?” “No, in general. Don’t you notice it too? Over the years it seems that people seem much more…snappy. Like they go from ok to ticked off in the blink of an[…]

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Living Next to a Cemetery in London

Living Next to a Cemetery in London A fan – yes! Can you believe it? I have one! – recently asked me the following question: Where do you get your inspiration from? I didn’t know how to answer because, let’s face it, for anyone that’s written something before, it can come from anywhere. The toilet,[…]

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Sex Trafficking

Sex Trafficking When there’s demand, there’s supply. Right now in the world, there’s a big demand for prostitution. Because of this, Sex Trafficking is more in demand than at any other time in our history. Sex Trafficking is a modern form of slavery. Victims are lured by many means, including; Social Media Bars Schools Through[…]

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Permesso Di Soggiorno Part Two

Permesso Di Soggiorno Part Two WOW. What an interesting few weeks it has been since I first wrote Australian Permesso Di Soggiorno Part One. I’m living in Florence – a great first choice to slowly acclimatize yourself to the Italian way of life because it’s tourist friendly and a lot more English is spoken here.[…]

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Things that go Bump in the Night

Things that go Bump in the Night It was cold in the room yet still, I lay under a sweat-soaked sheet, frightened from Things that go Bump in the Night. I’m not sure if anyone else has had this recurring experience. I’ll explain it as best as I can. Over the years, I’ve told a[…]

Abused Children and Prostitution Fox Emerson

Abused Children and Prostitution

Abused Children and Prostitution In my book Toby, which is due for release around May 2016, I created a character based on someone I know. After some in depth research into the research of abused children, especially boys, I was disgusted and shocked to see the numbers. This blog post on Abused Children and Prostitution[…]

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Like Comment and Live

Like Comment and Live Have you ever started a new venture? Brought something new? Tried something new? Did something different? What were the results? Did you get frustrated and maybe a little disappointed that you didn’t get the appreciation you wanted? Maybe you could help me start a new movement to Like Comment and Live.[…]

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WiFi as a Subtle Advertising Tool

WiFI as a Subtle Advertising Tool As a young boy, advertising was quite entertaining, it would be someone smoking a cigarette-telling you how cool he is, a woman applying makeup and letting you see how cool she is or something equally as insulting to the young and impressionable. So, how does using WiFi as an[…]

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Obsessing Over Amazon Rankings

Obsessing Over Amazon Rankings People Looking for my Book Monique – Meanwhile I’m Obsessing Over Amazon Rankings The following is a piss-take /humorous take on the obsession of Amazon rankings. It is not designed to be taken seriously. Refresh. 1 Download. Refresh. 1 Download. Refresh. 1 Download. It’s been a whole 3 seconds and I[…]

Living in Gibraltar Fox Emerson

Living in Gibraltar

Living in Gibraltar Yes, for about a year and a half, I was Living in Gibraltar. This was between 2002 to 2004. After I’d already spent a year and a half working in Jersey, Channel Islands. Back in the days when it was offshore and a tax free haven and the Royal Bank of Scotland[…]

The Age of Entitlement Fox Emerson Free Books

The Age of Entitlement

The Age of Entitlement Make no mistake, the Age of Entitlement is definitely nigh. Don’t look at under 30 somethings and blame them. We are all to blame. It’s us. We are the Age of Entitlement – all of us alive right now. My friend’s 6 year old child gave me more to think about[…]

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An Author and a Lamb

An Author and a Lamb Lamb Farm, a humorous character who runs a farm alongside his Herder and writes a blog, is still going strong. www.lambsblog.com. Written by myself-Fox Emerson; under the pseudonym belfusion, it was created in a drug fueled haze while recovering from a motorbike accident. I wrote some pretty messed up stuff[…]

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Sexy Mom Breaking Bad Habits

Sexy Mom Breaking Bad Habits Who is this sexy mom breaking bad habits I hear you ask? Let me introduce you to Monique. She’s a real slut. Well, let’s say that she was. It was her job to be, you know…because well…she was a prostitute. A damn good one. She was known by her clients[…]

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Living in Florence

Living in Florence What’s it like Living in Florence? I love it. It’s different for sure; having previously been in Australian cities, London, Gibraltar, Jersey-Channel Islands and a few dots here and there, Italy has become an easy place to call home. Living in Florence started off as a ‘needs must’ venture more than a[…]

Fox Emerson Australian Permesso di Soggiorno

Australian Permesso di Soggiorno

Australian Permesso di Soggiorno Don’t let anyone tell you differently. The process for acquiring your Australian Permesso di Soggiorno is a treacherous and unimaginably frustrating task. But it is worth it in the end. If you make it. In this article I’m only going to summarise my own experiences from an Australian passport holder’s perspective.[…]

Authors Getting Bad Reviews on Amazon Fox Emerson

Authors Getting Bad Reviews on Amazon

Authors Getting Bad Reviews on Amazon OH MY GOD! The unthinkable happened. I got a 3 star review for my recently released book ‘Monique’ and I was devastated. Monique came out early January on Amazon and Createspace and I was fairly pleased with the slow but positive reviews the book started getting. I joined Goodreads,[…]