Stimulation: The Dance of Minds and Bodies
Stimulation We throw around stimulation like it’s a setting on a microwave. But real stimulation? The kind that lingers, the
Read moreAuthor, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
Every now and then, I write something and immediately ask myself, “Wtf did I just write?” This is where those pieces live.
Maybe it started as a joke. Maybe it spiralled into a philosophical breakdown about foxes and dogs and air circulation holes. Maybe I was possessed by the ghost of a horny Victorian author with a head injury. Who knows. But one day, I realised I needed a junk drawer for these sometimes funny posts.
These stories don’t fit anywhere else. They’re weird, funny, sometimes unsettling, occasionally brilliant, often offensive. If you like your content with a side of what-the-actual-fuck, you’re in the right place.
Stimulation We throw around stimulation like it’s a setting on a microwave. But real stimulation? The kind that lingers, the
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