WTF Did I Just Write?

Every now and then, I write something and immediately ask myself, “Wtf did I just write?” This is where those pieces live.

Maybe it started as a joke. Maybe it spiralled into a philosophical breakdown about foxes and dogs and air circulation holes. Maybe I was possessed by the ghost of a horny Victorian author with a head injury. Who knows. But one day, I realised I needed a junk drawer for these sometimes funny posts.

These stories don’t fit anywhere else. They’re weird, funny, sometimes unsettling, occasionally brilliant, often offensive. If you like your content with a side of what-the-actual-fuck, you’re in the right place.