An Alien’s Guide to Earth: How to Explain Humanity Without Sounding Deranged
Beam Me Up Scotty Ask yourself this: if alien’s appeared in your home right now and tilted their skinny, grey
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Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
Beam Me Up Scotty Ask yourself this: if alien’s appeared in your home right now and tilted their skinny, grey
Read more10 Things That Would Top off 2020 Like Arsenic Icing. Like E.T.’s call finally gets answered.
Read moreA musing on the origins of Oumuamua As the sun grew brighter, and the days longer, I noted the temperament
Read moreHumans Are Alien Babies From Long Ago The Galactic Baby Dump Theory So here’s a thought that should ruin your
Read moreThere Has To Be Something I don’t care what the scientists or priests or smug Reddit atheists say. I refuse
Read moreEditor’s Note, 2025:This post was written back in 2016, when I apparently thought Amazon drones were going to rule the
Read moreAnal Probes Were Just the Foreplay Let’s rip the tinfoil hat off right now: if the alien agenda exists, it’s
Read moreTravel to Mars: The Chances of Anything Coming from Mars Just Got Real Travel to Mars sounds like something ripped
Read moreNight Terrors Another victim scrambles for the light switch At some point during my teen years, I discovered that I
Read moreWhere Did We Come From? There are several species of aliens out there, and some have even been in contact
Read moreCircles in the Sand Lately, death has been on my mind. Not in a tragic poetry kind of way, but
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