Scaredy Cat
Every time I try and convince one of my friends that I’m not a Scaredy Cat, they either laugh, smile
Read moreAuthor, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
This is where the raw stuff lives with no filters and no affirmations. Just the kind of writing that kicks you in the gut or makes your dick twitch. Sometimes both and sometimes neither. Quite often, it just bleeds.
These stories are what happened. They’re about love, sex, betrayal, addiction, narcissists, survival, grief, and those moments you still can’t explain. Check out our Dark Triad Personality Traits.
If you’re here because life chewed you up and spat you out, or because someone broke you and called it love, or because you just like reading someone else’s beautiful mess… welcome. I’ve got a few hot messes I’d like to introduce you to in my Memoir & Real Life section.
Get lost in the madness:
Want more? Read the book that got banned in several countries. Or just start with Chapter One of Good Luck Getting Rid of Me and work your way through the wreckage.
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