Turn That Frown Upside Down
Turn That Frown Upside Down The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the whole truth about happiness. All you
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FoxEmerson
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
FoxEmerson
Author, Blogger and Alleged Funny Guy
Stay Afloat, Don’t Drown, Be Positive and Be Happy
Stay Afloat, Don’t Drown, Be Positive and Be Happy Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep
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Death’s Been Knocking on the Door
Death’s Been Knocking on the Door The family chatted loudly and with great passion and animation as the car idled
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Humans are Alien Babies from Long Ago
Humans Are Alien Babies From Long Ago The Galactic Baby Dump Theory So here’s a thought that should ruin your
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What Happens to Us When We Die? (And Why I Refuse to Believe It’s Nothing)
There Has To Be Something I don’t care what the scientists or priests or smug Reddit atheists say. I refuse
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The Changing Landscape
The Changing Landscape Times, they are a-changing. Women are wearing pant-suits and cutting their hair short, while men grow ponytails
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The Meaning of Time and Other Cyclical Nonsense
The Meaning of Time and Other Cyclical Nonsense A Pointless Short Story. Or is it? “Let’s do this,” he asked
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An Amazon Drone is Gonna Start Dropping From the Sky!
Editor’s Note, 2025:This post was written back in 2016, when I apparently thought Amazon drones were going to rule the
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The Alien Agenda is to Shove Hot Pokers up your Bum
Anal Probes Were Just the Foreplay Let’s rip the tinfoil hat off right now: if the alien agenda exists, it’s
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They Can’t Come Back Nothing can ever replace them. It’s not a gap; a void – a shadow that tries
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The Chances of Anything Coming from Mars
Travel to Mars: The Chances of Anything Coming from Mars Just Got Real Travel to Mars sounds like something ripped
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Night Terrors
Night Terrors Another victim scrambles for the light switch At some point during my teen years, I discovered that I
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What to do if your phone is stolen
What to do if your phone is stolen Don’t panic, they don’t want your data I wish I’d read useful
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Alien Gods and the Afterlife
Where Did We Come From? There are several species of aliens out there, and some have even been in contact
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Where Do We Go When We Die?
Where Do We Go When We Die? The catholics believe that we go to heaven and the bad people go
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